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内力煮火锅(2024-3-27 21:05)提示: 注意这里应该是一代综师,字不要打错了,这次帮你改好了,下次注意。
十七,什么是穷,穷就是看到老太太摔倒了,过去扶一下,大娘起来就说“滚,再让我从这条路看着你,你就准备倾家荡产吧“好人难做啊!!!

十八,刚刚去小店买水,见老板在摇椅上睡着了,老板娘还跟他捶腿,瞬间感到好恩爱,我不忍心打扰他们,拿了两瓶可乐就悄悄地走了。

十九,我做错事被女朋友数落,后相互不搭理,直到她放了一个屁,我紧接着也放了一个后,她的一句:吆,还敢顶嘴?终于打破了这强硬的气氛.....

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